Tuesday, October 9, 2012

A FOLLOW-UP ON THE CONTRIBUTIONS IN THE VETERINARIANS FAMLY

    I am summiting this as a follow-up to the writeings in the Warren Observer. This being one that was written by our favorite Veterinarian's wife, Nancy. It does brush upon polices pertaining to politics, so I fine it a timely contrabution at this time in our lives. And also with the title of    "Clean Dirt"  I just couldn't resist !

    Democracy? Communication ?  Or Administrative Foot Stamping ?

    The root of a Democracy is communication....if an adminisrative government chooses not to communicate with the people it represents, what do you call it ?  Whatever it is called, that's what Warren is.
     Several people called me, as a member of the Inlands Wetlands Committee, to try to do something about the town's decision to dump, "clean dirt" onto an area that belongs to the Town. [ Possibly more to the people of the Town than to aq group of administrators " representing the people"?]  Subsequently, I started a petition that would, in my mind, delay the project in order to have a Town Meeting to vote on whether the "clean dirt" should be dumped so closely to a lovely stream or on an alternate area. This alternate area, the Town said, was available. In fact, several were available, so they admitted.
    Well, Ihave to apologize to the well-intentioned citizens of Warren. I omitted to put the words " to put to the vote at a Town Meeting" onto my petition. [I neglected to look up the proper wording to placeon the form.] "Our" Town administration said,  with great glee, "You didn't put 'Town Meeting' on your document!" The fault was mine.
     Needless to say, the vote to except or deny was in favor of deny. Mine was the only NO vote. Inland-wetlands, themselves, seem to have no friends except for Mother Nature. She can be pretty powerful. In fact she can show her disapproval of things we do in many strong ways. By our denying her world clean water, she can, in the end, deny us life.
    The fact that the Town had already scarred the ares, or part of the area, they intend to dump on, without so much as a "by your leave" to a soul, may be a little dangerousw. In the future, is the Town, who has a blanket permission to fix roads and , in general , see that they are safe and properly drained, etc. going to gaily start on any project they think "The Family" wants? Are we, The People, not part of that FAMILY? And  who decides what safe is?
     
                                                Nancy T. Vreeland

Friday, September 21, 2012

FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH A VETENARIAN

   As most of you know , I've always been around animals, I'm talkin' about the four legged kind.......
Most of them being Dogs, and most of them big beautiful types , retrievers mostly. Although the first one that I could remember, when I was about as big as a retriever, the family Dog was a beagle. Since I was too young to remember much, I'll move on to the next one that was our family Dog. His name was Frisky. He was a Belgin Colley, which is the size of a Colley, and all the resemblence, except he was black & white instead of the common blonde, that most people are used to...i.e...Lassie.
   Frisky lived up to his name...always running with us at the State Park where I grew up, on the Housatonic River, and where my father was a Ranger. My fathers duties as a Ranger, were to keep an eye on the commings and going in the Park, checking on the campers & keeping the grounds manacured. On a dailey basis he would leave the office that was somewhat near the house & turn up the road to the Camp grounds. At that point, Frisky would be alerted at his post in front of our house & make a bee line for the truck heading out of the driveway with my father driveing to the camps destination.
   Frisky wouldn't have any part of that in which my father would leave without him, so he would make a mad dash, and start running after him. Never realing catching up to him until my father turned into the park entrance, about a quarter mile up the road from our house. This was pretty much the routine everyday, except when my father would let him ride along.
   One day, as Frisky was getting on in his years, and not as limber, he broke his  front leg while trying to run after Dad. We immediately call on our lacal Vet, Dr. Vreeland. At that time Doctors of all sorts made house calls. After examineing him, he took him to his office & put a cast on him.
    Frisky, did not quite understand the full empact of his wound, & thought he could still run after the truck heading up the road. It took awhile to make a full recovery with Doc 'V' checking in every other day or so.
    Doc V, was a tall and gentle man, given his size. He took care of all our animals with care & understanding that made an impact on all our lives, right up until he retired liveing with his second  wife, Nancy & enventual pasted away , in the town where my family helped founded many, many years earlier & where Doc had found the way of true love in living with nature.
   
    I  will now rewrite some of the passages that Doc V wrote in the 'Daily Observer' of Warren Connecticut. They were titled: FLORA & FAUNA

    'Walking a ridge west of  the Housatonic in the first hours of the morning today, I was struck by the silence this time of year. The only sound heard was the strong, slowly measured, threatening call of a Pileated Woodpecker as he warned me away from his 'parish'. No othersongs or snorts or frog clicks and my dogs seemed to listen 'for' something rather than 'to' something, as we strolled among looming cliffs, powerful mature hardwoods, and massive pines. The the forest seemed ruled by the mosses, ferns, and fungi like Indian Pipes, mushrooms, and bracket fungus that, with there fellow trees, beame the "floa era" while the "fauna" lay quiet.
     For the first week in September, the pond behind Tranquil House contained three Great Egrets all from the south. They appeared to be walking on the lily pads and seemed to be successful in hunting food. These are also the size of the nurmerous Great Blues so common in most locales, but are brillantwhite. Cattle Egrets are common in the deep south and two years ago a snowy was paired with a Greater and spent a few weeks on our river. The Snowy was a great deal smaller and he and his friend had obviously partnered up...a common move when in strange country.
    Curiosity led me to find out that the damage you are seeing now to some Maples is due to an insect called a "Peach Thrip." Thrip are tiny insect...sometimes 0.5mm....are black, and parastize....mites and aphids.....but in this case suck dry the Maple leaves.
     In the same camp are the Tent Caterpillars who live in common condos and fill up on foliage until Fall when they go solo and make separate cocoons, winter over, and arise as brown moths in spring to repeat the performance. I mention this because the tents are so obvious now.
    Parasites follow times of plenty...caution with market dealings these days!
    Amid islands necklaced with granite and crowned with dark spruce, Nancy and I spent a few days on Deer Island by Penobscot bay near Bucksport Maine. There seemed to be the only water-room for lobster boats, some sailing craft, plus the immaculate beauty of the coast itself. We were re-acquainted with loons and eagles and then went to outer Cape Cod where I caught still another great fish, wasbiked and hiked to enervation, and bitten by a seagull , I was releasing from a tangle in fishing line.....then we all do that ...right..?!
     If you get a chance to sit, walk, or just sit on the National Seashore at daybreack, don't miss it! The low- angled sun shines on the breasts of hovering terns and gulls and vbeneath the crests of breaking waves. You will feel closer to your origins than ever!!'
                                                               EWVreeland 9/20/98
   
      As you can see , this brought many memories back with the mention of so many places and things, not only in my life , but I'm sure touched many of your's too..!

Friday, September 14, 2012

TROUBLES, INCORPORATED......

.....'.and you think you have troubles....Possum Gulch, Arkansas Route #1.......
  The Bakersfield Company...St. Louis, Missouri

   Once again, I'm takeing this from another article that I found in massive amout of articles & paperwork that I retrieved from my trip to Connecticut.......

    Gentleman:

   I just recieved your superheated letter in regards to the bill I owe you. You thought it could have been paid a mlong time ago and you couldn't understand why it wasn't. Well I will enlighten you.
 
   In 1937, I bought  a sawmill on credit, in 1938, an Ox team and timber,a car,two Ponies, a breach loading shotgun, a wine tester and a $25 Colt revolver. Also two fine razor back hogs....all on the damn enstallment plan. In 1939 the mill burnt down and didn't leave a damn thing. One of the ponies died andI loaned the other to a son-of-a-bitch who staved it to death and then I joined the church. In 1940 my father died and my brother was lynched for horse stealing. A railroader knocked-up my daughter and I had to pay $88 to a doctorto keep the little bastard frombecolming a relative of mine. In 1941 my boys got the mumps and they went fishing and the boat turned over and lost the biggest Catfish I ever saw...two of my boys drowned...neither being the one that was castrated. In 1945 my wife ranaway with a no-good butcher and and left me with a pair of twinsas a souvenir.
   Then I married the hired girl to keep down expenses, but I had trouble getting her to go off. I went to a doctor and he advised me to create some kind of excitement about the time she was ready.That night I took the shotgun to bed with me and when i thought she was ready, I stuck the gun out the window and fired. My wife shit the bed, I ruptured myself and shot the best cow I ever owned.
    In 1947  I burned out...then I took to drinking. I didn't stop until  all I had left was a Waterbury watch and Kidney trouble. Then for sometime all I did was wind my watch and run to piss.
    The next year I decided to try again, so I bought a manure spreader, Deering binder and a threshing machine, all on credit and then came a cyclone and blew everything into the next county. My wife caught the clap from the traveling salesman, my boy wiped his ass on a corn cob that had rat poison on it  and some bastard nutted my best bull.
    Now, at the present time, if it cost a nickel to shit, I'd have to vomit, yet you saym you can cause me trouble.

    Trying to get money out of me would be like tring to poke butter up a wildcat's ass with a hot poker, but mister you sure are welcome to try!
   
                         Very truly yours,  anyone who has been on the bitter end of a collection agency..!

   

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

    O.K. ...here's another  quick one before I go...this is from the Bennington Banner in Vermont, September 26, 1970.....

    White Man Crazy
   
       A deserted farmhouse in a gulled field waws pictured in a farm Journal which offered a prize for the best 100-word description. An Indian took the prize with this entry:

   ' Picture show white man crazy. Cut down trees. Make big tipi. Plow hill. Water wash. Wind blow soil. Grass gone. Door gone. Window gone. Whole place gone. Buck gone, Squaw gone. Papoose too. No chuck-away. no pigs. No corn. No plow. No hay. No pony. Indian no plow land.
Great Spirit makes grass. Keep grass. Buffalo eat grass. Indian eat Buffalo. Hide make tipi; make moccasin. Indian no make terrace. All time eat. No hunt job. No hitch hike. No ask relief. No shoot pig. No build dam. No give dam. Indian waste nothing. Indian no work.   
     White man Crazy.'

  

'Sex is a Man's Best Friend'

    As most of you know I just recently got back from my trip up North to Connecticut, where I successfully retrieved the rest of my belongings that I had left behind when I ventured south to my new life in Florida. Some of that has already been posted on my older blogs. Anyone that would like to conjur them up, would just have to scroll to the end of the page , where it say's:' 'old posts' or 'new posts'.  I thought I'd introduce some new one's  on a lighter note that were written by another author, of whom will remain anonomus.
  
   Most all of you know my relationship with the numerous dogs I've had in my life. Now at this point in my life, I understand the fact that it will be no more to haveing a Dog, or any other animal for that fact, since I will be more content meeting people who have their own pets, that I find along the way in my new travels in life. Therefore I thought that I'd start off with this story that I recently found in my belongings, that I will be shareing, along with others, includeing more from 'Auntie'.
   It goes like this......

    Everybody who has a Dog calls his 'Rover' or 'Boy'. I call mine 'Sex'. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew my Dog licence, I told the clerk I would like tom have a licence for Sex. He said, 'I'd like to have one too'. Then I said 'But this is a Dog'. He said he didn't carewhqat she looked like. Then I said, 'you don't understand; I've had Sex since I was 9 yrs. old.' He said, 'You must have been quite a kid'.
   
   When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said, 'But Sex has played a big part in my life, and my whole lifestyle revolves around Sex.' He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I tolkd him that everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy haveing Sex there. The next day we were married by a justice of the peace. My family is barred from the church.

   My wife and I took the Dog along with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me & my wife and a separate room for Sex. The clerk said that every room in the motel was for Sex. Then I said, 'You don't understand, sex keeps me up all night'. He said, 'Me too.'
  
   One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the Dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had to hve Sex in  the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. ' But you don't understand', I said, 'I had hoped to have Sex on T.V.'  He called me a showoff.

    Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came to me and asked me 'What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?' I  said,  'I was looking for Sex.' My case comes up in the court on Thursday.
   
     When my wife and I separated , we went to court to fight for the custody of the Dog. I said ' Your honor, I had Sex before I was married'. The Judge said,' Me too'.  Then I told him that after I was married Sex left me. He said, 'Me too.'

      Well now, I've been embarrassed , been married, been divorced  and had more damn trouble with that Dog that I ever gambled for. Just the other day I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, and she asked me, 'What seems to be trouble?' I replied, 'Hell, Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing my best friend and it's so lonely'. The doctor said, 'look, mister, you and I both know that Sex isn't man's best friend, so get yourself a Dog.'
   
     Now you should know by now that this story hasn't helped me one bit, since I'm not about to get another Dog, and I'll be damned as when I'll have Sex again...!!
    
   
  

Sunday, February 26, 2012

AUNT CONNIE & DIRT ROADS....WHERE THE TRUE MEANING OF 'DOWN TO EARTH' ARE SYNONYMOUS!

   I  found another writing of my Aunt Connie, that I would like to share, & that alot of you will find farmiliar......

        She  writes on  September  6th  2003 :

    On  my  way  to  a  store  in  Bantam ,  I  decided  to  take  the  scenic  route ,  so  I  went  by  LaGrotta's  rd.  On  the  crest  of  the  hill  and  looking  to  the  right  was  the  most  beautiful  view  of  rolling  hills,  one  could  almost  visualize  being in  the  Smokey  Mt. or  the  Blue  Ridge  Mt.  of Virginia.  Nearer  the  road  were  brown  Swiss  cows  feeding  in  the  pasture.  Half  a  mile  further  I  came  to  Couch  Rd.  and  as  that  is  my  old  stomping  grounds,  decided  to  see  what  had  changed.  I  met  two  boys  about  the  age  of  11 ,  one of  them  knew  me  and  asking  the  other  boy  his  name ,  realized  that  I  knew  his  parents.  I  told them  that  all  the  land  on  the  right  useed  to be  a  pasture  for  our  cows  and  that  I  lived  on  the  farm  where  the  red  barns  are  and  that  the  roads  were  all  DIRT  ROADS.  One  boy  said  he  wished  he  had  lived  then....what,  no  computers?....
    The  first  change on  that  road ,  it is  macaadamized  much  of  the  way ,  other  changes  were  beautiful  houses ,  set  back  in  the  woods  for  privacy .  So  many  new  houses  and  all  on  the  land  where  we  had  our  cows  and  horses...bringing  back  memories  of  the  many  times  I  went  with  my  brothers  to  get  the  cows  or get  them  to  the  pastures  in  the  morning .
    My  happiest  memories  are  when  I  had  my  black  pony  and  on  a  Satuday  afternoon  I  would  ride  up  to  Jack  Corner  Rd.  to  Rabbit  Hill  Rd.  and  down  Tanner  Hill,  up  Break  Neck  Rd.  past  Above  All ,  where  I  was  born,  then  going down  the  West  Rd. .... which  no longer exist....and  comming  out  on  Reed  Rd.  I  would  go  on  to  Uncle  Perry's  and  Aunt  Min  where  I  knew  I  would  get  something  good  to  eat ,  such  as  a  piece  of  pie  or  a  delicious  cake ,  just  baked  that  morning  and  a  cup  of  tea  with  sugar  and  milk .
    By  that  time  it  was  getting  late  in  the  day ,  so  I  mounted  the  pony  and  stopped  at  the  watering trough  to  let  her  have  a  drink .   Then  up  over  Sackett  Hill ...no other  road  then...down  around  the  hairpin  curve  and  back  to  341  past  Tannners  Farm  to  the  end  of  Jack  Corners  Rd.  and  down  Couch  Rd.  to  home  and  always  managed  to  be  home  at  supper  time.  In  all that  rideing  I  seldom  met  a  car......the  roads  were  all  dirt ,  and  were  not  hard  topped  until  several  years  later.
     
     Such  a  beautiful   day  it  has  been  and  I  did  get  my  groceries  and  in  time  to  see   the  Red  Sox  beat  the  be-jabbers  out  of  the  Yankees!

           I  hope  to  find  more  of  my Aunties'  stories  ,  so  that we  all can  go back  to  a  time  that  was  alittle  more  slower  and  peaceful.  My  Aunt  died  a  few  months  before  her  94th  birthday  on  May  11th .
     There's  no  road  named  after  her  or  my  family,  like the ones  so  familiar  that  she  mentioned  but  I  hope  the  next  time  you  travel  down  a  DIRT  ROAD    you'll  think  of  her ,  and  how  much  my  family  ment  to  the  region......

Friday, December 23, 2011

'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS...the original 1st published 23rd 1823..188 years ago today.

                         TWAS  THE  NIGHT  BEFORE  CHRISTMAS , WHEN ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
                         NOT  A  CREATRURE  WAS  STIRRING  NOT  EVEN  A  MOUSE.
                         THE STOCKINGS  WERE  HUNG  BY  THE  CHIMNEY  WITH  CARE
                         IN HOPES  THAT  ST.  NICHOLAS  SOON  WOULD  BE  THERE.


                         THE  CHILDREN  WERE  NESTLED  ALL  SNUG  IN  THEIR  BEDS
                         WHILE VISIONS  OF  SUGAR-PLUMS  DANCED IN  THEIR  HEADS.
                         AND  MAMMA  IN  HER  ' KERCHIEF,  AND I  IN  MY  CAP,
                         HAD  JUST  SETTLED   OUR  BRAINS  FOR  A  LONG  WINTER'S  NAP.

                         
                         WHEN  OUT ON  THE LAWN  THERE  AROSE SUCH  A  CLATTER ,
                         I  SPRANG  FROM  MY  BED  TO  SEE  WHAT  WAS  THE  MATTER .
                         AWAY  TO  THE  WINDOW  I  FLEW  LIKE  A  FLASH  ,
                         TORE  OPEN  THE  SHUTTERS  AND  THREW  UP  THE  SASH .


                         THE  MOON  ON  THE  BREAST  OF  THE  NEW  FALLEN  SNOW 
                         GAVE  THE  LUSTRE  OF  MID-DAY  TO  OBJECTS  BELOW .
                         WHEN , WHAT  TO  MY  WONDERING  EYES  SHOULD  APPEAR ,
                         BUT  A  MINATURE  SLEIGH  AND  EIGHT  TINY  REINDEER .


                         WITH  A  LITTLE  OLD  DRIVER ,  SO  LIVELY  AND  QUICK
                         I  KNEW  IN  A  MOMENT  IT  MUST  BE  ST . NICK .
                         MORE  RAPID  THAN  EAGLES  HIS  CURSES  THEY  CAME ,
                         AND  HE  WHISTLED , AND  SHOUTED , AND  CALLED  THEM  BY  NAME !


                        " NOW  DASHER !  NOW  DANCER !  NOW  PRANCER !  AND  VIXEN !
                         ON ,  COMET !  ON ,  CUPID !  ON , ON  DONNER  AND  BLITZEN !
                         TO  THE  TOP  OF  THE  PORCH !  TO  THE  TOP  OF  THE  WALL ,
                         NOW  DASH  AWAY ! DASH  AWAY !  DASH  AWAY  ALL ! "
                  

                         AS  DRY  LEAVES  THAT  BEFORE  THE  WILD  HURRICANE  FLY ,
                         WHEN  THEY  MEET  WITH  AN  OBSTACLE , MOUNT  TO  THE  SKY .
                         SO  UP  TO  THE  HOUSE - TOP  THE  COURSER  THEY  FLEW ,
                         WITH  THE  SLEIGH  FULL OF  TOYS ,  AND  ST . NICHOLAS  TOO .


                         AND  THEN ,  IN  A  TWINKLING ,  I  HEARD  ON  THE  ROOF
                         THE  PRANCING  AND  PAWING  OF  EACH  LITTLE  HOOF .
                         AS  I  DREW  IN  MY  HEAD  , AND  WAS  TURNING   AROUND ,
                         DOWN  THE  CHIMNEY  ST. NICHOLAS  CAME  WITH  A BOUND .


                         HE  WAS  DRESSED  ALL IN  FUR ,  FROM  HIS  HEAD  TO  HIS  FOOT ,
                         AND  HIS  CLOTHES  WERE  ALL TARNISHED  WITH  ASHES  AND  SOOT .
                         A  BUNDLE  OF  TOYS  HE  HAD  FLUNG  ON  HIS  BACK ,
                         AND  HE  LOOKED  LIKE  A  PEDDLER ,  JUST  OPENING  HIS  PACK .


                         HIS  EYES  HOW  THEY  TWINKLED !  HIS  DIMPLES  HOW  MERRY !
                         HIS  CHEEKS  WERE  LIKE  ROSES ,  HIS  NOSE  LIKE  A  CHERRY !
                         HIS  DROLL  LITTLE  MOUTH  WAS  DRAWN  UP  LIKE  A  BOW
                         AND  THE  BEARD  OF  HIS  CHIN  WAS  AS  WHITE  AS  THE  SNOW .


                         THE  STUMP  OF  A  PIPE  HE  HELD  TIGHT  IN  HIS  TEETH ,
                         AND  THE  SMOKE  IT  ENCIRCLED  HIS  HEAD  LIKE  A  WREATH .
                         HE  HAD  A  BROAD  FACE  AND  A   LITTLE  ROUND  BELLY ,
                         THAT  SHOOK  WHEN  HE  LAUGHED ,  LIKE  A  BOWL  FULL OF  JELLY !


                         HE  WAS  CHUBBY  AND  PLUMP ,  A  RIGHT  JOLLY  OLD  ELF ,
                         AND  I  LAUGHED  WHEN  I  SAW  HIM , IN  SPITE OF  MY  SELF !
                         A  WINK  OF  HIS  EYE  AND  A  TWIST  OF  HIS  HEAD ,
                         SOON GAVE  ME  TO  KNOW  I  HAD  NOTHING  TO  DREAD .


                         HE  SPOKE  NOT  A  WORD ,  BUT  WENT  STRAIGHT  TO  HIS  WORK ,
                         AND  FILLED  ALL THE  STOCKINGS ,  THEN  TURNED  WITH  A  JERK .
                         AND  LAYING  HIS  FINGER  ASIDE  OF  HIS  NOSE ,
                         AND  GIVING  A  NOD ,  UP  THE  CHIMNEY  HE  ROSE !


                        HE  SPRANG  TO  HIS  SLEIGH ,  TO  HIS  TEAM  GAVE  A  WHISTLE ,
                        AND  AWAY  THEY  ALL  FLEW  LIKE  THE  DOWN  OF  A  THISTLE .
                        BUT  I  HEARD  HIM  EXCLAIM ,  'ERE  HE  DROVE  OUT  OF  SIGHT ,
                        ' HAPPY  CHRISTMAS  TO  ALL ,  AND  TO  ALL A  GOOD  NIGHT ! '

                              THE  POEM ,  'TWAS THE  NIGHT  BEFORE  CHRISTMAS  [ A  VISIT FROM  ST .  NICK ]
                              
                                  BY  CLEMENT  CLARKE  MOORE  [ 1779- 1863 ]   FIRST  PUBLISHED  DECEMBER  23 RD  1823
                                              
                                               CLAIMED  IT  ON  1844  FOR  HIS  OWN.........



       ...AND  YOU  ALL THOUGHT   I  WAS  GONNA  DO ALITTLE 'GRINCH  SATIRE ' ON   IT ...OR  MAYBE  SOMETHING  LIKE THIS  ......

                  TWAS  THE  NIGHT  BEFORE  CHRISTMAS ,  AND  ALL THRU  THE  PAD
                  NOT A CREATURE  WAS  STIRRING  , AND  WELL ,  THAT  AIN'T  SO BAD.
                  THE  STOCKINGS WERE  HUNG  BY  THE  CHIMNEY  WITH  CARE ,
                  IN  HOPES  THAT  THE GOVERNMENT  WOULDN'T  TAKE IT'S   SHARE .

                  THE  CHILDREN  WERE  ON   THEIR  COMPUTERS , ENOUGH SAID !
                  WITH  MORE  VISIONS OF  IPADS ,  IPHONES , AND  XBOXES  DANCED IN  THEIR HEADS .
                  THE 'OL LADY  IN  HER  NIGHTY ,  AND  I'M  AT  HALF  MASTED ,
                  HAD  JUST  SETTLED  OUR  DIFFERENCES  TO  WHO'S  TO  TAKE  THE  LAST  BLAST !

                  WHEN  OUT  ON  THE  LAWN  , I  THOUGHT  I  CAME WITH  A SHUTTER ,
                  IT  WAS  JUST  MY  NEIGHBORS  AND  NO UTTERS.
                  AWAY  FROM  THE  WINDOW  I FLEW  AS  I  FLASHED ,
                  TORE  AWAY  THE  BED SHEETS , I  THEN  I  JUST  GASPED.

                  THE  MOON   SHOWN  ON  HER  BREASTS  LIKE  THE  NEW  FALLEN  SNOW ,
                   GAVE  THE  LUSTRE  OF  GREATNESS  TO  THE  OBJECTS  BELOW.
                  WHEN  WHAT  TO  MY  WONDERING  EYES  SHOULD  APPEAR ,
                  BUT  A  MINIATURE  SLEIGH ,  AND  EIGHT  REPUBLICAN   QUEERS.

                 WITH  A  LITTLE  OLD  DRIVER  [ IF YA KINOW WHAT I MEAN ]
                 I  KNEW  IN  A  MOMENT  IT  MUST  BE  OBSENE !
                 MORE  RAPID  THAN  EAGLETON  HIS  CORSETS  THEY  CAME ,
                 AND  HE  WHISTLED , AND  WHISTLED , THEN CALLED  THEM  BY  NAME !

                 ' NOW  BACHMANN   AND  PHALIN , NOW  COME  ON  ROMNEY AND  PERRY  !
                  COME  ON  STUPID OR  GINGRICH OR  HUNTSMAN  OR  WAS  IT  PAUL  ?
                  TO  THE  TOP  OF  THE  POLLS  TO  THE  TOP OF  THE  CONGRESS  HALLS  ,
                  NOW  DASH  AWAY ,  DASH   AWAY , BEFORE  LAST  CALL !

                 THEY  DON'T  DARE SAY  A  WORD , BUT  WENT  STRAIGHT......
                 AND  FILLED  ALL THEIR  POCKETS  WITH  PLENTY  OF  CASH ,
                 AND  AWAY  THEY  ALL FLEW  FLEW  AND  LEFT  BEHIND  THE  TRASH.
                 BUT  I  HEARD  THEM  EXCLAIM  AS  THEY  WERE  WELL OUT  OF  SIGHT :

                        " HAPPY  NEW  YEAR  TO  US  , BECAUSE  TO  US  IT'S  ALRIGHT..!!




  ......SORRY...I  HOPE  YOU  ALL STILL  HAVE  AGREAT  CHRISTMAS  AND  A  HAPPY  NEW  YEAR !! 



                        

                        

              


               TO  THE  TOP  OF  THE  PORCH !  TO  THE  TOP  OF  THE  WALL ,